For those of you out there who buck the global warming religion and still secretly harbour heretical doubts as to whether it really is happening, or if it is, you wonder whether the blame for every climate catastrophe rests squarely on the shoulders of humanity, here is the final say out of the mouth of one of my students.
“…the sun’s rays that come into the earth can’t go back to the space and thats why the earth is getting warmer and global warming is happening. Because of this the Antarica and Greenland ice is melting and turning into water. A funny thing is that when we fart, we also pollute the environment but thats not our fault and we can’t help it.” -grade seven girl-
So there you go, indulge in that bean burrito because the resulting effect you have on global warming won’t be your fault. I don’t know about you, but I feel as if a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Although I’m not sure this guy’s off the hook…





















